
Let's take a moment, the day after cutdown day, to celebrate some of my favorite bits of Panthers draft trivia regarding now-departed players:
- In the 2005 draft, Seattle traded up in the second round, giving the Panthers their pick (54th overall) in exchange for our pick (45th), and they used that pic to take... Anybody? Anybody? Yes, you in the back of the room with the pimples... ? That's right! Pro bowl linebacker Lofa Tatupu! Sure glad we don't have to deal with having that guy on our team!
- Okay, so everyone knows that we picked Eric Shelton with that star-crossed 54th pick. Quick, without looking, who was the next running back taken after Eric Shelton in the 2005 NFL Draft? Here's a hint: he was the 65th overall pick, first pick of the third round. I can see the little wheels turning in your noggin, you're trying to remember who had the first overall choice in that draft, then wondering if they kept their third rounder... ahh, but I'm spoon-feeding you, and I'm ashamed of myself for doing it. The answer's at the end of the post, but don't skip ahead. Wait for it. Marshmallows come to those who wait.
- For one brief, shining moment, the Panthers were a team of destiny. Or, at least of near-consecutive draft picks. In the 2001 draft, the Panthers' best draft ever (thanks, George Seifert!), the team selected Dan Morgan with the 11th pick in the first round. Then the Rams selected current-Panther Damione Lewis at 12, the Jags chose all-world DT Marcus Stroud at 13, and the Bucs put their faith in current-former-Panther Kenyatta Walker at 14. Who went 15th? Very-former-Panther, Redskin, and Clemson Tiger (and if you've been watching the best football show on television that's not named NFL Matchup, you'll know he's now a former Chief too), Rod Gardner. So we had four out of five draft picks in a row on our team at one time or another. What does that mean in the larger scheme of things? Not much.
What's It All Mean, Man?
The list of Panthers cuts surprised me not at all. I feel good about Chris Horn making the team, but I can't envision that lasting. Someone's got to go when Jeremy Bridges comes off suspension, or when we pick up one of those safeties now roaming the waiver wire, and it'll either DB Curtis Deloatch or Horn. We need the quality depth everywhere else, and those two seem to be the most expendable. I tend to doubt either of them will even make the active 45 each week, but I'm glad for them that they made the final 53. Both of them outplayed their competition, especially in the fourth exhibition game.
Speaking of the fourth exhibition game, that was a painful game to watch if you, like me, were rooting for Taye Biddle to claim that final receiver spot. Throughout the game, I kept poking my wife and saying things like 'It's like he doesn't even want to make the team!' and 'Awesome, they're going to give him a chance to show what he can do as a returner! Maybe he'll take Ryne's spot ... (pause) ... (groan) ... Has he ever watched someone return a kick before? Does he know what you're supposed to do? Because he ain't doin' it. You let the blockers run in front of you, not beside you!' and 'Oh, right. Fumbling. That's how you make the team. Damnation, he's on the fast track to Michael Gaines-ville.' Then she would say 'Am I supposed to care about this?' and go back to reading her book. Then Chris Horn would make a tough catch and I'd say 'Now there's a guy who wants to make the team!' and she'd say 'C'mon. Really. Trying to read, here.'
The Dave Ball/Otis Grigsby choice was clearly a tight one, but Grigsby made plays in the games, and that always counts for more than making plays in practice, and I don't care what you say about it. Look here, pal, if practice were all that mattered, we'd have a bunch of spindly receivers on the first team, because there's always one or two doing great things in camp every year (see: Donald Hayes, Anthony Bright, Walter Young, Drew Carter, Taye Biddle). And if you had your way, we'd cut a proven quarterback in favor of an unproven quarterback who'd made a few plays in practice. Well, we had that coach, the one who believed in the power of practice performances over game-time execution, and we went 1-15 with that guy. So you're not allowed to talk anymore, bucko, until you get your head screwed on right.
My last point about the final exhibition game is that Charles Johnson really showed me something in that game: that boy is country strong! I counted five times where he pushed his blocker straight back into the Steelers' running back, four yards deep, and single-handedly quashed their running game when he was in there. He played the run very, very well. Now, his pass-rush moves consisted of a bull rush and not much else, but with a year to learn from Pep, Ruck and even from Sick Dog (really, last time ever), he should improve his rush techniques and become extremely solid. Now, if he can just keep his hands to himself instead of getting into silly slap-fights with tight ends....
Oh, and in case I don't post between now and the start of the regular season, make sure you take some time out next Sunday after the St. Louis 'football' game to catch the friendly 'futball' match between the US and Brazil. God will be playing, so it's worth the time to watch. Ronaldinho is like... well, imagine the way that, say, Steve Smith or (more accurately) Michael Jordan can take over a game and make defenders seem irrelevant. That's how Ronaldinho plays. Really, take the time to watch that instead of whatever's being tossed out on NBC.
* - and the answer to the trivia question from earlier, the next running back taken after the Panthers selected Eric Shelton was.... Frank Gore. So our options were Eric Shelton and Frank Gore. Super choice on that one.